The tip of 2018 is sort of upon us, and meaning it is almost time to bid farewell to one other 12 months of ridiculousness in the world of soccer.
However concern not! For the Toe Poke has been right here to chronicle each questionable haircut, each social media gaffe and each ill-judged tattoo as a result of, fairly frankly, it is higher than sweating on stuff on the market in the actual world.
All of your favorite star gamers have discovered themselves — voluntarily or not — the topics of a lot mirth simply as a lot as they’ve been revered for his or her on-pitch exploits, not least at FIFA’s huge summer time jamboree in Russia.
The infinite capability of soccer golf equipment to make a hash of the easiest issues regardless of being all the riches at their disposal was gloriously showcased once more this yr in all the pieces from badges to mascots.
And as for you, the followers, we would say we had been upset along with your conduct however we by no means actually anticipated any higher.
So sit again and take pleasure in the Toe Poke’s 2018 yr in review!