Earlier within the week, Memphis Depay handled us all to a rap video during which he celebrated passing 5 million followers on Instagram.
Filmed on a Parisian rooftop, the Dutchman jigged round in an costly velvet coat and toked on a big cigar whereas boasting about varied points of his lavish way of life, as rappers have a tendency to do.
The previous Manchester United ahead, now at French membership Lyon, earned what could be finest described as combined critiques for his efficiency.
Taking over the baton, Motherwell defender Charles Dunne has since recorded his very personal parody of Depay’s Insta-rap, swapping the Eiffel Tower for the Ferris wheel on the M&D amusement park in Strathclyde.
“I am a soccer rapper from Motherwell, introduced this jacket in a Primark sale,” spits Dunne — or “Chilli D” to give him his correct rap identify.
“Do not play my soccer in France, however yo Memphis a minimum of I can dance.”
With tongue in cheek, Chilli additionally brags about spending £10 on a Casio watch and having a superbly respectable four,000 followers on Instagram.
In equity, Dunne’s mic abilities earned beneficial critiques from the consultants at BBC Radio 1xtra, who praised the 25-year-old for his authenticity and his skill to really rap on beat.
In all honesty, when it comes to Memphis versus Chilli D, we all know which one we might again in a rap battle.